I totally didn't realize this was about pop until I read a bunch of other posts. I thought Mr. Mt Dew was a screen name for a man on 3F!
You're better off without him... I thought I couldn't live without Diet Coke, but when I went back to him at Christmas, I found the lovemaking completely unsatisfying.
though we've only been apart for a few days, i can tell you that it was the best choice I've made. I don't miss him, it was purely a physical addiction. Buh bye Mr. Mt Dew, I'm in love with H2O.[