I guess I'm sort of a "column" or "ruler" or whatever you want to call it. I have medium bust, no waist, NO hips, round butt, big muscular thighs and calves. Most of my weight is stored in my belly. I'm 5'2".
Best fitting jeans: Levi's juniors, Grane (cheapo Jr's jeans you can find at Macy's, Bon-Ton, other dept stores - I don't buy them anymore because they wear out too fast).
Tops: Old Navy used to be perfect, but they made everything narrower a few years ago, so now if I buy it wide enough it's too long.

Kohl's brands seem to be best for plain tees, tank tops, and long-sleeved tees.
murphy - it sounds like you've got a body that would do well in Juniors sizes (short, no hips) but it would probably take a lot of time and effort to find stuff that fits your sense of style. However, if you wanted to just replenish your supply of khaki's or get other basics, that's probably the way to go.

A good place for skirts that are not silly-looking but not boring (SO hard to find these days) is Christopher & Banks, if you have one near you. Most of their stuff is too old for my style, but I've bought a few skirts there.