Mel!!!!
I'm SO glad you're okay, dear heart! Only
you are capable of lifting a small car overhead with one hand but manage to be downed by a peach pit!

Your story was hysterical and I was totally

especially with the chair on rollers! I'm appalled that no one knew how to do the Heimlich! I don't remember my training on how to do it with babies, but doing it to adults is easy-peasy. Doing it to yourself (as you've proved) is not...poor Mel!
I remember learning the international sign for choking when I was in elementary school and wondering if other people would know what it meant if I ever had to use it.
In other funny, need-to-be-mindful stories about eating, a friend of mine was once eating peanuts by popping a couple in his mouth from the handful he was holding. He is a fellow house rabbit "owner" and, as he walked past the living room, he saw a couple of rabbit poops on the floor (sometimes they mark an area with them...eschewing the litter box). He picked them up with his other hand. On his way to throw them out, he tossed some more peanuts in his mouth...and realized that they weren't peanuts.

Yeah, I'm sure that was a fun moment! Anyways, at least it didn't lead to the need for a heimlich!
I totally concur with the person who said you should pass out a copy of "How to do a Heimlich" to everyone in your office. Oh, and maybe put up the big, horrific
poster with the illustrations that was always in the lunchroom at my work.