Well ladies... I have had one
traumatizing evening.
I had to drive myself to the hospital emergency room.
My husband has been so nice lately and taken me out for dinner 3 nights in a row plus the movies each night. I decided to cook him some fried pork chops with a special "recipe" to return the favor. He loves fried pork chops and I
never fry any more. It was going to be a surprise when he got home.
Well... I had cooked two and had taken them out of the pan. I was preparing two more to put in the HOT oil and the pork chop fell off the fork and landed in the hot oil like an adult doing a cannonball jump into a swimming pool.

The HOT oil came flying through the air and landed on ME.

It not only hit me... it soaked me !!! I have blisters on my chest, boobs, right arm and
FACE !!!!
It flew aross my face and stopped just short of my eyes. Thank God !!!! I was wearing my reading glasses so that saved my sight. My lips are totally blistered and my right cheek has a pretty huge blister too. But the worst blister was under my chin. It is the size of a coffee cup.!!!! Of course, the fact that I have two or three chins might account for the huge size there.

And my swollen lips ... are fat lips still in style?
I can laugh at it now... but trust me... I wasn't laughing when it happened.
I was soooooo AFRAID I would be SCARED for LIFE.!!!! My face was still burning bad an hour after it happened. I just kept crying off and on from the fear. I didn't care about my chest and arm being scared...
but my face.... that was
really really scarey.
My right arm is bandaged from my fingers to my arm pit.... and I have burns the entire length. I have tons of little blisters on my thumb and hand.
My chest is only bandaged just below the neck area. They did not even see the burns on my right boob and belly.
And my face... It is just white with some sort of cream.
I am going to look like rudolph the reindeer with a big red burn on the tip of my nose.
My lips are pretty bad. They are already oozing something out of them. Oooppsss..... I hope no one was eatting.

LOL
This little leopard sort of looks like me. Of course...I am much worse.
