While you are eating, let her ramble on for several minutes. Then look up at her and say "What?" If she repeats herself, just say "That's what I thought you said" and go back to enjoying your delicious meal.
While you are eating, let her ramble on for several minutes. Then, with zero response to her, turn to the person next to you and ask who they think will win American Idol.
While you are eating, let her ramble on for several minutes then, completely ignoring anything insulting she just said, ask her where she gets her hair cut.
The confused look is a classic. While making this face, tilt your head slightly to the side; it compliments the confused face.
The ruder she is, the nicer you be to her.
Never underestimate the power of silence.
The one thing I wouldn't do is go eat alone somewhere away from her. She'll think she 'won'. Don't give her the satisfaction. And whatever you do, DON'T go off plan because of this ninny. It simply isn't worth it.
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