Snow in Feet Karen... EEEEEk. I hope the next few days afterwards are sunny so the snow melts away FAST.

Yep, Karen. It was gorgeous Sunday till mid-afternoon, then stormed thru Monday, then pleasant yesterday, now cold as a witch's *** and getting ready to storm till Friday.

The weather goddess of the Rocky Mtn. West is definitely bi-polar this week.

Gosh, I almost left without posting. I have nothing to say. We avoided the snow on our side of the mountains, if that's helpful!

in another thread Meg mentioned her forsythia was blooming. I miss forsythia. I also miss tulips and crocus and daffodils.

But I don't miss snow

An elderly man had owned a large farm for several years. He
had a large pond, fixed up really nice, along with some
picnic tables and some apple
and peach trees. The pond was shaped and fixed up for
swimming when it was built.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond,
as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over.
He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.

As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and
laughing with glee. When he came closer, he realized it was
a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made
the women aware of his presence and they all went to the
deep end to shield themselves.

One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming
out until you leave!" The old man frowned and replied,
"I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim
naked or make you get out of the pond naked." Holding
the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the
alligator."

Old men may move slow but can still think fast.

Ah that's a good one Allison. I'll have to look for some, to share.

Ok, what about this one...

Norman and his blonde wife live in Fargo.

One winter morning while listening to the radio, they hear the announcer say, “We are going to have 3 to 4 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through.”

Norman’s wife goes out and moves her car.

A week later, while they are eating breakfast, the radio announcer says, “We are expecting 4 to 5 inches of snow today, you must park your car on the odd numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through.”

So, Norman’s wife goes out and moves her car.

The next week they are having breakfast again and the radio announcer says, “We are expecting 10 -12 inches of snow today, you must park…” and then the electricity goes out in the middle of the sentence.

Norman’s wife says, “Honey, I don’t know what to do…”

Norman says, “Why don’t you just leave it in the garage this time.”


I'll try and find some more... in a bit.

Don't be giving EZ and Bill any ideas.

Howdy Peoples!!!
Here's another funny for you all....

A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks a bold question.
WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"

HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"

WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"

HUSBAND: "Of course I do."

WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"

HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."

WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurtful look on her face).

HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).

WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"

HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."

WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"

HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"

WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"

HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."

WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"

HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."

WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"

HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."

WIFE: -- silence --

HUSBAND: "****."

PearFreak~those are good!

And Operator? Bill and Gary haven't been around...perhaps they won't see my post.

Checking over shoulder to see who's there.

I think Gary is pondering my response to saying Northern California is where all the whackos are. I repeat Gary , I am a Northern Californian!

'Sides, all the Wackos are in Utah.

I really gotta get outta here!!!

Yeah, operator, they moved from Southern California to Utah !

No, they moved from Wyoming to Utah...teehee...just kidding!

You just keep EZ there. We don't need anymore additions to the Freak Show here.