Good morning!

good morning son is sick today and it is my turn to stay home from work with him.

Ouch on the truck.
Interesting that we have so many views. They probably keep coming back trying to figure out what the thread is about.
We're nearly halfway there - I've nothing much to say for a change, except that my weekend sins have caught up with me. My ticker lies!

Monday, Monday, Monday...
Some sillies to start off your week.

A blonde, brunette and redhead are in a desert.
The brunette says, “I brought some water so we don’t get dehydrated.” The redhead says, “I brought some suntan lotion so we don’t get sunburned.” Then the blonde says I brought a car door.” The other girls say, “Why did you bring that?” Then the blonde says, “So I can roll down the window if it gets hot.

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A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house. A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox and again opened it, and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went. As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, she came out again, marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever. Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, “Is something wrong?” To which she replied, “There certainly is!” My stupid computer keeps saying, “You’ve got mail!”

Hi all. Back at work today. Still coughing but... must... go.... on!!!

It was so windy yesterday, I think we have most of Utah in our backyard!

Oh No Diane... is Operator's broken down rig there too?

DH greatly dislikes changing rigs. He just gets all settled in then gets a message saying that the lease is up and gets another one. Its like moving a bachelor apt each time! Its been happening every 6 months. Then of course the first week of being in another truck you find all the problems the last driver did not report! Of course he ends up breaking down!

Probably not parts of my truck, but, there may be a few teeny tiny little pieces of the driver's a$$ that broke my baby flying in 'bout now.

Great jokes, Pear!

Operator-so sorry about your truck-but sounds like you got your revenge! Congrats on so many more little green guys!

Hi to all!

We're picking up after the wind today. Anyone see the Paribas Open finals yesterday? I guess the wind made for an interesting tournament end. (I live about 5 miles from the Tennis Gardens.)

The Revised Serenity Prayer

God, grant me the

Serenity to accept the things I cannot change

Courage to change the things I can and

Wisdom to know where to bury the bodies of the people who reeaaally pi$$ me off.

I'm staying out of my backyard. If there are pieces of someone's butt out there, I'm not picking them up!!!

I'm staying out of my backyard 'cause it has been snowing since last night. Yep, I wasn't even wearing a jacket at work most of the day yesterday then, 'bout 3:00 pm or so, the weather went to crap. It was Spring yesterday, now it's winter. We just skipped Summer and Fall all together this year.

well another day down the tubes. we had freezing rain last night and all day today. and DH had to work in it.

Cartoons just for you!
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