I don't recall anyone mentioning boobie floppage when lying down... especially worse when trying to be all sexy with the man in my life

LOL@ mrs. Orange! ugh like when they go off to the sides! LOL

Oh to have pert boobies that didn't have a mind of their own!!

Stomach butt! hahahah LMAO!! Yesterday I was able to get a pair of pants on that I have not been able to fasten in a long time. I still won't wear them yet, because of my "front butt" as we were calling it yesterday. I imagine some people would kill for that nice round poppin' bootie, too bad it's in the FRONT! And the seam of the pants was tight up the middle kinda giving me a camel-toe all the way up to my belly button -- my hubby was laughing with me and we were calling it my belly toe. hahahaha Just disgusting! But ya gotta laugh!

Thought of another one...not having to reel the seatbelt back in so that it'll slide back into it's rightful place and not hang outside the car door.

OH GIRLS YOU ALL ARE A RIOT! I DO KNOW THE FEELING ESPECIALLY ABOUT THE SHEETS STAYING ON THE BED-AND HAVING TO "mmmm" ADJUST WHEN TRYING TO BEND OVER

Well, here's one. Last week, in a fit of "get fit" energy, I got some exercise DVD's. One sounded particularly promising, "Yoga for inflexible people." I put it in and got ready to do the exercises in the first set (30 minutes of what seemed pretty simple). So I'm in here in the den doing this yoga, and it's pretty much harder than it looks, but I finish the 30 minutes. Thankfully, the last "pose" is corpse pose, where you get to lie on your back and sort of sink into the floor (love that kind of yoga, LOL). No problem. Except that I suddenly realize I can't flipping get UP because I have pulled muscles in my lower abdomen--just from stretching!!!!!

Can I tell you how out of shape I must be?? I knew I had no stamina yet, but seriously!! My husband came and helped me up and we both stood there and howled with laughter at my getting all the way through and then not being able to move after lying on my back. Goodness. I'm going to skip the yoga for a couple of days and see if I can't pick it back up after I'm not in pain. It hurts to laugh, but I can't really help it--seems so incredibly silly!!

Just being able to walk from point a to point b without being out of breath
To stop turning down invitations, because I can’t find anything to wear in the department stores.To wear a nice pair of shoe. To be able to fit in a air plane set.

I contemplated if this belonged in this thread or the venting thread.. and have decided to put it here.

Being able to do the "Body Test" on the Wii.. get to the BMI part and NOT have the Wii say "That's Obese!" every day in that squeaky little voice.

Oh, I hate that voice!!!

Lol. I hate when my wii calls me obese ! And when you. First step on it it says OH. Like. Dams your. Heavy. Me and. My hubby. Always tell it to shut up.lol

Wow, does ya'lls wii actually do that? that's just wrong! is that a wii fit thing, cause if so, I may rethink gettin one. it will probably just laugh me to scorn!!

OH my gosh you guys are so funny , I have laughed for an hour reading your post.
Hey laughing burns carbs right?

I can so relate...