Well, my last one was for twilit tera. For some reason all the posts past that one hadn't shown up here yet. I quit!

Nooooo! Don't quit! You'll never win if you quit!!

I'm at the rest of you! This is better than the "ignore this post" thread I saw on Delphi Forums many years back!

What do we do if a thread comes back to life after four days? Doesn't that make it an undead-thread? I'm not letting any thread eat MY brains, thankyouverymuch!

Most frightening internet reading imaginable - Night of the Undead Thread
Bwaa AAA A.

Never say die..............

Threaders say die.

I have to admit I haven't read this thread all the way through. I did read the beginning because the title interested me as I have often been the "thread killer." Not for being the 500th poster or anything that valid, sadly.

I don't know if anyone has said this already (because I didn't read all the posts) but I thought it would be funny if people just posted:

LAST!!

On threads that were dying or dead, sort of like people post: FIRST! on blog comments and such. Perhaps I will put this in my signature as a joke to myself...I'm probably the only one who would find that sort of tom foolery amusing anyway...

I thought I'd post LAST! (5)

Guess I can't quit after all.

Quitting is not allowed, yet.

Failure is not an option so you can't quit.

I'll never quit this thread

hahahaha

Dead, what thread is dead? (5)

OK, who the heck called my bosses and had me put on blast crew so I'd be too busy for my PDA at work and too exhausted to shove my DD out of the way of the computer when I got home?

It was probably Ruth. I'm sorry, there aren't a lot of pool boys here in Utah. But I'll try to find one, tape him up and ship him right out. But all of you are still suspects.

BTW, when I did my thread kill count earlier, I also started counting at 7 days back. Usually people have a least 1 day a week in which to catch up.

Mid-day Poetry Attack!

It feels so lonely
We've all been the Threadkiller
When no one responds

ode to a thread

oh beautiful thread
i'm glad you're not dead
you sparkle and shine
i'm so glad you're mine

Threadkilling thread,
With your timewasting ways.
We all wish you were dead,
Our own post the ending play.

Threadkilling thread,
You lead me to prose!
Praying in bed,
Wishing you'd close!

Threadkilling thread,
I will kill you yet.
And when all is done & said
I'll have won this e-bet.

What's that around the bend?
I think I see the end...