YOU!!! Yes YOU! You who's *** I'm gonna bust to the other side of the moon next week... Yes you know who I'm talking about! LIGHT means hit lightly, ie NOT PUCH SOMEONE HARD ENOUGH TO BREAK THEIR RIBS. When you are repeatedly told to go LIGHT then you are not controlled enough to be allowed to spar in an ADVANCED class. Martial Arts is about CONTROL not beating the patooey outta people. And now I can't train. You SUCK. I'm blaming EVERYTHING on YOU. You just wait till I get better - I am training to beat you.

YOU - even though I didn't see much of you this weekend, I still love you and I still had a nice time I think it's nice to each do our own thing sometimes, but I will be ready for some "quality time" tonight

YOU - pull your head out of the comfort eating zone - being injured means there are no calories to burn off that chocolate you're thinking about.

Oh and You - thank you for buying me that sexy little number, I'm sure I'll get a lot of wear out of it! Oh and the flowers too, both of them! You're being very generous recently! I like it!

You! How dare you make me feel bad for doing something nice for someone, and how dare you make HER feel bad also by making your gripe public. You feel "robbed" because I didnt include you. It isnt about YOU damit, it was about her. I had a nice impulse and went with it. Thank you for making me feel bad that I didnt turn it into a major project.

YOU - Get your own ******

YOU - Stop treating me as though I'm something foul you've just wiped off your ***! I'm a 41-year-old, college educated person...not a child that you can treat with disrespect. My son is a student in your classroom for 6 HOURS a DAY and you are making me feel like he should be pulled out and homeschooled. I realize I'm fat and frumpy, but I'm a great mom and deserve your respect. You are a kindergarten teacher FIRST and being a basketball coach is secondary. Be an educator, not a drill sergeant and next time my son comes in with something for show and tell, YOU BETTER LET HIM SHOW IT OFF!! (I CAN'T WAIT TILL NEXT YEAR!!) And STOP ROLLING YOUR EYES AT ME WHEN I SPEAK TO YOU ABOUT MY SON!!!

You (whoever you are)--I agree with everything techwife just said!!! If you are a teacher, then you should have priorties and you should APPRECIATE a concerned parent when you are lucky enough to meet one.

4myself:

You: Happy Anniversary! I can't believe we've made it two whole years! Only 48 more to go! I really do love you!

You - Quit telling me about how broke you are and how you can't afford to go to little things like a $20 concert (that you said you would go to so we bought the ticket 2 months ago and now you decide you can't afford it), or pay me back the $500 dollars you owe me, but you can afford a $600 gym membership, a $400 bike you never ride, a PS2, an entertainment system, tons of new movies, and tons of toys for the boys. In addition to having high speed internet, dish, tivo, and other expensive stuff. You are stupid with your money and you better not come to me if(when) you ever get into financial trouble. Quit blaming everyone else for your stupidity and lack of common sense, and own up to your own screw ups! I have no sympathy for you!

You - Thank you for the smiles, hugs, and kisses. You always seem to know just what I need. I love you! I'm sorry your parents are so ******ed!!

You - Thank you for putting down the video games and playing with me! I needed that today! I love you!

You - If you wanted to be a racist, bigot and just plain mean - do it at home and let your family hate you. The work place is not the time or place for it. It's bad enough having to always listen to you, but when you spew this filth I just cringe. And if you don't like what I picked out for the potluck, come and tell me, don't complain loudly in where I can hear it. Jeez!

Hey there lizziness, that sucks about the mean racist ******* at work... I just wanted to say you should definitely stand up to him/her. I know it's hard to do (I know a few ppl like that myself) but when you don't say anything it is giving permission for them to continue. This is one case where complaints shouldn't be anonymous but right up front.

haha this is funny.

surferchick - it's getting really bad. i'm just biding my time and a complaint will be going in. i find her so offensive i could slap her. and i don't know if it's acceptable to say anymore.. but even if it still is.. who uses the word mulatto anymore? ugh!

Yeah that is horrible. DEFINITELY complain. And the next time she opens her mouth and spews anything like that, tell her to shut up and that you don't want to hear any comments from her like that ever.

lizziness, I'd be the first to tell my supervisor or human resources person about this. If it gets worse, there could be a lawsuit (if the word got around to the person being talked about). And you can complain about a co-worker's language that is inappropriate for the work place. Good luck.

You - Newsflash! You are not the King of the World! Get the heck over yourself! Some day soon you will realize what a mistake you made and I will be long gone. I will never be your mother nor do I ever want to be. You are nothing like my father and that should have been the first sign. You are cheap and you do not realize the value of helping others. You would rather hoard your resources and time than make someone's day or change another's life for the better.
You will never be the giving and caring person that I want to be with. You will be alone with your money which is exactly where you deserve to be.
You would never fit in with my family anyway because you are too high on yourself and you will never realize the importance of emotionally supporting other people.
Never write me, never call me. Get lost.
YOU DON'T DESERVE ME.