Tortilla soup farts! Yummy!

J's reply to the soup, "It's good Mom, but Geez Louise, why don't you just eat the Cayenne straight out of the bottle?" My response, "HEY, if the numbness wears off my tongue within 24 hrs of eating, it's just too bland."

Hey maybe alittle Red Green would inspire people.

http://www.ilaugh.com/the_red_green_show

"If the women dont find you handsome, they should at least find you handy!" Red Green

Evening folks!

Gee, I wonder if I'm the "drip" Ruthie ran into this morning.

Nope, that'd be Gary.

smart alec

Who's Alec? Has he been posting here?

he was the 6th B-G

Well, he should be. Irks me. Jessica Simpson gains 10 lbs. and she's FAT. Baldwin, Shatner and Spader pudge out and ya hear crickets.

I think I'm gonna do my hair tonight. I wanna be purtier than Gary.

I'm relatively certain that you already are.

WAKE UP EVERYBODY!!!

I kinda doubt I looked too good yesterday. Know what happens when you fall asleep on newly permed, wet hair? Ya get that Medusa look goin' on.

A little of my Dad's poetry for youse guys...

Cold, dark miserable and glum.
Cold as the fur on a polar bear's bum.

Just thought I'd raise the cultural level in here.

And GOOD MORNING!

Here I sit, all broken heartened
Came to poop, but only farted

MORNING RUTHIE!

I remember that one except it was "Paid a dime but....".
Reminds me....need to thaw some baked beans so I can make a quesadilla for dinner.