I can definitely relate to a lot of these things.
* I don't even bother to wear pants anymore, it's that bad. I only wear long skirts, b/c when it comes down to it, I'd rather have an extra long front end of a skirt than to have the monstrosity that is my *** be revealed even more with jeans. Plus the thigh holes.
* Oh, and does anyone have "thigh rolls"? Have you ever watched someone's butt while they're walking and watched the "crease" line jump from cheek to cheek? Well I seem to have the crease line sometimes when I walk in MY THIGHS!!! AHH! I know you're probably thinking my jeans are too tight, but if they were any bigger, they'd fall right off my stomach/butt. I guess I just have extra large thighs maybe, I dunno

Either way, it's so ugly.
* I also have smallish breasts for someone my size, so bra shopping is like a lesson in futility. My cup size is not made to cooperate with circumference. Bra extenders are annoying, and the bras that I own only more-or-less fit me because they've been slowly stretched to fit. And even then, they literally cut into my sides. I literally have sores from my bra. Now call me crazy, but I don't think clothes are supposed to HURT. :P
* I'm a college student, so I'd love to sit in those L-Shaped desks without having to prop a book on my chest to try to hide the fact that my stomach is sitting on top of the desk.
* On the same note, I hate having to pretend to call/text someone on my cell phone as an excuse to take a rest in the middle of my walk to the next class.
* Elevators. If possible, I try to dart into them and pray the doors close quickly so no one else gets on and has to share with a fat chick. And if that doesn't work, I always move to the back. There's nothing worse than standing in front of people that have to spend their elevator ride looking at my back/neck fat. Or wondering if the cable is going to snap. Or looking for that little plaque that displays the capacity/weight limit. *lol*
* Breaking stuff. I've broken a bed, a chair, a couch (well not the whole thing, but broken it enough that the footrest wouldn't fold back in), and a toilet seat. So embarrassing!
* Trying on a necklace without it turning into a choker.
* Not being able to reach into tight places because my arms/hands are too fat.
* Taking a bath, and actually getting the top half of my body wet/under water. *lol*