Grandma got run over by a reindeer.
Walking home from our house Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
but as for me and grandpa we believe.
She'd been drinking too much eggnog,
and we begged her not to go.
But she forgot her medication, and she
staggered out the door into the snow.
When we found her Christmas morning,
at the scene of the attack,
she had hoof-prints on her forehead,
and incriminating Claus marks on her back.
RENNIE~ YOU'RE CRACKING ME UP!!! YOU'RE TOO SEXY FOR YOUR SHOPPING!
Well you've all heard the story, about Rudolph and his nose. But I'll tell you a Christmas tale, that never has been told. Well you might think you've heard it all, but you ain't heard nothing yet. About that crazy Christmas, that the North Pole can't forget.
Rudolf was under the weather. He had to call in sick. So he got on the horn to his cousin Leroy who lived out in the sticks. He said " Santa's really counting on me and I hate to pass the buck." Leroy said, " Hey I'm on my way," and he jumped in his pickup truck.
When Leroy got to the North Pole. All the reindeer snickered and laughed. They'd never seen a deer in overalls and a John Deer tractor hat. Santa stepped in and said, " Just calm down, cause we all got a job to do and like it or not Leroy's in charge and he's gonna be leading you."
And it was Leroy The Rednecked Reindeer hooked to the front of the sleigh. Delivering toys to all the good old boys and girls along the way. Just a down home party animal two steppin across the sky. He makes jingle bells with a rebel yell and made history that night.
Before that night was over, Leroy had changed their tune. Had them scooting the hoof on every single roof by the light of a neon moom. Santa wrapped his bag with a Dixie flag he was haveing the time of his life. You could hear him call " Merry Christmas ya'll and to all of ya'll a good night.
Last edited by Shy Moment; 02-12-2008 at 06:39 PM.
THE CHRISTMAS STOCKING LEGEND
There was a kindly nobleman whose wife had died of an illness leaving the nobleman and his three daughters in despair. After losing all his money in useless and bad inventions the family had to move into a peasant's cottage, where the daughters did their own cooking, sewing and cleaning.
When it came time for the daughters to marry, the father became even more depressed as his daughters could not marry without dowries, money and property given to the new husband's family.
One night after the daughters had washed out their clothing they hung their stockings over the fireplace to dry. That night Saint Nicholas, knowing the despair of the father, stopped by the nobleman's house. Looking in the window Saint Nicholas saw that the family had gone to bed. He also noticed the daughters stockings. Inspiration struck Saint Nicholas and he took three small bags of gold from his pouch and threw them one by one down the chimney and they landed in the stockings.
The next morning when the daughters awoke they found their stockings contained enough gold for them to get married. The nobleman was able to see his three daughters marry and he lived a long and happy life.
Children all over the world continue the tradition of hanging Christmas stockings. In some countries children have similar customs, in France the children place their shoes by the fireplace, a tradition dating back to when children wore wooden peasant shoes.
In Holland the children fill their shoes with hay and a carrot for the horse of Sintirklass. In Hungary children shine their shoes before putting them near the door or a window sill.
Italian children leave their shoes out the night before Epiphany, January 5, for La Befana the good witch. And in Puerto Rico children put greens and flowers in small boxes and place them under their beds for the camels of the Three Kings.
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BUT GOOD FOR YOU!
Grandma got run over by a reindeer.
