NSV-Dress Pants
What is it with dress pants? Seriously? Like, why don't they have the awesome stretch and give like jeans?
So, I'm into size 14 jeans now. I'm stoked. I decide "hey, I'm going to buy this pair of dress pants for work! Size 14! Yay!"
I can BARELY button them, let alone zip them, and when I do get them all trussled up, I look like a pillow with three strings tied around it!!!!!!!!
Frustrated, I pulled out a pair of size 16 (not 16w) dress pants I had in the back of my closet that, just last month, made me look about 7 months pregnant and did horrible things to my behind. Guess what? Awesome, perfect fit.
So, I'm a 14 in denim, 16 in dress pants and who the heck knows in skirts because, seriously, make up your minds, clothing people!!!!!!
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