Since today was Halloween, we had a contest at work (voting starts tomorrow). I decided to dress as my former fat self. This took me 20 mins to get dressed today!
- Wore my baggy blue jeans, to give my legs more definition
- attached a huge pillow to my stomach, wrapped it up in batting, tied it together on my chest with my large belt
- Put my original favorite clothes on (Blue shirt, grey sweats)
- Attached padding airbags to my shoulders to give my shoulders a more broad look to it
- wrapped a bath towel in my rear to give me a more rounded and cellulite look to it
- Wore my favorite (size 4X) plaid jacket, to cover up my skinny arms
This bought back some weird memories.
Driving to work was my 1st hurdle, I had to use the tilt steering in order to drive.
Going to the potty was a chore, I had to pull up on my belly in order to _______ (I wont get graphic, fill in the blank yourself!)
I could not cross my legs, I had NO lap!
I type for a living. I have some mild arthritis in my right shoulder. Since I pulled my arm forward so much to type, I was in pain. I had to get my arthritic meds!
Later I went to Subway to have my Salad/Soup dinner. I really had to force myself into a booth to sit down. I had to bring the food up to my face, as I could not bend over to eat it.
Going to the potty was a chore, I had to pull up on my belly in order to _______ (I wont get graphic, fill in the blank yourself!)
I could not cross my legs, I had NO lap!
I type for a living. I have some mild arthritis in my right shoulder. Since I pulled my arm forward so much to type, I was in pain. I had to get my arthritic meds!
Later I went to Subway to have my Salad/Soup dinner. I really had to force myself into a booth to sit down. I had to bring the food up to my face, as I could not bend over to eat it.
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