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Old 01-22-2003, 02:31 PM   #1  
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Talking Laugh of the day

A co-worker e-mailed this to me this morning, I almost fell out of my chair.

Now I lay me
Down to sleep.
I pray the Lord
My shape to keep.
Please no wrinkles
Please no bags
And please lift my butt
Before it sags.
Please no age spots
Please no gray
And as for my belly,
Please take it away.
Please keep me healthy
Please keep me young,
And thank you Dear Lord
For all that you've done.

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One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob:
"If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts."
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Old 01-22-2003, 03:22 PM   #2  
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Cute!
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Old 01-22-2003, 04:01 PM   #3  
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Old 01-22-2003, 04:12 PM   #4  
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just what i needed!!!! thank you sherrie!!!!!
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Old 01-22-2003, 04:19 PM   #5  
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Old 01-22-2003, 07:56 PM   #6  
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Good ones. ROTFLMAO
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