I bought a king sized jar of Tums just to get me through the holiday season. Just about any carbs, if eaten to excess (which I invariably do) will give me the most horrific heartburn you can imagine. I've spent entire nights in my recliner chair because to lie down flat causes such misery.
Ruth, I'm about to have a golden halo manufactured just for you. Gosh darn it, girl, you DO have will power!