HEY! You, over there...yep, YOU, the one with tinsel in her hair and cashew bittle stuck between your teeth...this is for you.
Do you not live in a white house with a picket fence?
Do you not live in the Land of Perfect? (thank you Walgreens)
Are you feeling that the word hum is creeping into your ho ho?
Are you using a four letter word that starts with the consonant blend "sh"?
and rhymes with pit?
Did your toilet bowl just over flow?
Do you have a big batch of meatballs in your fridge ready to roll, and you forgot the parsley?
Did you pack your kid's lunches and put them in your.......purse?
Well, If the holiday season is looking a little less than picture perfect, then this is the place for you to come and share and whine. You need not put your name to paper.....WE KNOW WHO YOU ARE!!!!
I did put the tree up this year but I asked the kids what other Christmas decorations they just H A D to have up so that they wouldn't need deep psycotherapy in their 30s for being deprived as children. Bless their hearts they limited it to just a few things.
(thanks for putting that bit in about the white picket fence, Peachy - you know how I feel about those!)
If someone has a surefire method short of duct tape to calm down my Christmas crazed child and equally rambunctious pup, I'm all ears! The carpet has taken a beating this year--hot chocolate, popcorn, milk, juice ---you name it, it's been on it!
My new tires and brakes for my van just cost over $600.00!!!!!!
And, and....................hubby is getting a crown put on as I type this!!! Dental insurance will only cover a small portion!!
And you know what really just busts my chops............for $600 dollars you would think they could wash the blue stuff off the white lettering on the tires!!!!
I haven't stayed on plan and my pants are tight and uncomfortable, I feel as bloated as the Michelin man, I'm tired, I have my period (although I was wanting it to come all week), and I want to go home and crawl into bed!!!
i can't even begin to start here... between mom saying 'what can i do to help you' when she can't even clear her junk off the kitchen table or the dining room table or her clothes on her floor.
and let's not start on those people coming to visit next week!! was almost in tears this morning, dreading it.
The COST....just the effing COST of everything!! I swear I didn't even have half a cartful today and it was $200. Of course I bought a couple of ducks and some Xmas table linens but SHEESH, enough is enough!
Also, they've moved Future Shop since the last time I ventured there. How can they just do that? Here I went out of my way to get there to buy some last minute requests from #2 grandson (the little sh***) and it's disappeared into thin air!!
The electric company. They cut our lights off today, mom sat home for 3 hours with no lights, tv, cordless phone, or oxygen. I came home for lunch and had this on my hands. The kicker, I just paid the bill on the 10th, they have no record of it. In order to get the electricity restored, I had to pay the blankety-blank thing again, and bring in the cancelled check where I paid it last week. The funny thing? The b***ch told me to have a wonderful holiday! Don't you just wanna slap some people?
Oh sherry that must have been a night mare!! How can they shut off the lights with your motner dependant on o2??? that is not legal!!!
I had a day from heck!! I started with a winey so and so who wanted me to feed her as i was trying to pass medication to 18 other people. as she said she was 82 years old and could not do it with out spilling it. i told er i spilt my food to so we are even!! but she needed to try to eat for her self. she is here for rehab to go home not for us to do everything!! the day went down hill from there!! then they asked me to do OT i told them i had to go home by 5 as i had a hose full of boy scouts comming to MY hose at 6 so at 6 10 i was leaving work to pick up a new little boy who did not have a ride!! then we did photograpy and i could not get the pictures to show up on the puter!!! how frusterating i finally got it after about 20 min of brain glitch and the boys bouncing off the wall!
Oh my gosh, it is SO nice to know none of us are alone! We all have our different problems, but they all make us feel the same.
I won't even begin to mention mine right now, it's too late to get myself riled up! I'm glad I have all of you as my friends, though.
whiners anonymous...stress relief for the weary
This too shall pass