My mom emailed this to me and I thought that we could all use a little humor in our lives today! Hope you enjoy it and don't mind me passing it along.
Here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the
truth after all those conflicting medical studies...
The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. However, the French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. Meanwhile, the Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans while the Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
Conclusion: Eat and drink what you like. Apparently, speaking English is what kills you.
The Final Word On Nutrition==
