another hit from a friend!!! i can't believe this MAN sends me these things. maybe i should pay more attention to him??????
naaaaaaaaaahhhhhh
Classes for men at our local learning center for adults
Note: Due to the complexity and difficulty level of their contents, each course will accept a maximum of ten participants each.**
Topic 1 - How to fill up the ice cube trays.
Step by step, with slide presentation.
Topic 2 - The toilet paper roll: Do they grow on the holders?
Round table discussion.
Topic 3 - Is it possible to urinate using the technique of lifting the
seat up and avoiding the floor/walls and nearby bathtub?
Group practice.
Topic 4 - Fundamental differences between the laundry hamper and the floor.
Pictures and explanatory graphics.
Topic 5 - The after-dinner dishes and silverware: Can they levitate and fly into the kitchen sink?
Examples on video.
Topic 6 - Loss of identity: Losing the remote to your significant other.
Helpline support and support groups.
Topic 7 - Learning how to find things, starting with looking in the right
place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming.
Open forum.
Topic 8 - Health watch: Bringing her flowers is not harmful to your
health.
Graphics and audio tape.
Topic 9 - Real men ask for directions when lost.
Real life testimonials.
Topic 10 - Is it genetically impossible to sit quietly as she parallel
parks?
Driving simulation.
Topic 11 - Learning to live: Basic differences between mother and wife.
Online class and role playing.
Topic 12 - How to be the ideal shopping companion.
Relaxation, exercises, meditation and breathing techniques.
Topic 13 - How to fight cerebral atrophy: Remembering birthdays,
anniversaries, other important dates and calling when you're going to be late.
Cerebral shock therapy sessions and full lobotomies offered.
**Upon completion of the course,
diplomas will be issued to the survivors.**
