As the airliner pushed back from the gate, the flight attendant gave the passengers the usual information regarding seat belts etc. Finally, she said, "Now sit back and enjoy your trip while your Captain, Judith Campbell and crew take you safely to your destination."

Joe sitting in the 8th row thought to himself. Did I hear her right; is the captain a woman? I think I better have a scotch and soda.

'When the attendants came by with the drink cart, he said, "Did I understand you right? Is the captain a woman?"

"Yes," said the attendant, "in fact, this entire crew is female."

"My God," said Joe, "I'd better have two scotch and sodas. I don't know what to think of all those women up there in the cockpit."

"That's another thing," said the attendant, "we no longer! call it the cockpit. --- Now it's the box office."

Very cute, Ruthie! And I wouldn't have expected anything less from the Ruth was all those Xs!

Kel

Oh my that's funny!

Thanks RuthXXX, you are a godsend. lol

I'm off to my annual Tired Mothers Retreat tomorrow and I was desperate for some new jokes!
I'm gonna try to be as good as I can with catered meals this weekend and lots of movies (popcorn), wine and P-nut M&M's. You can't have female bonding without P-nut M&M's can you?
Since I won't be in the office tomorrow where the scale is, I weighed a day early and only showed a .25 loss (and that only after taking off everything I could legally take off in a public building), but at least it's still going the right direction. 6.75 since New Years Eve! I fianlly took my measurements (not a pretty sight) since I'm exercising with my Ifit.com treadmill tapes EVERY DAY! I feel great!
Thanks for the joke.
I'll try to remember the ones I hear this weekend and reply in kind Monday.
Paige