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Bear!
> Subject: bear
> >Date: Tue, 16 Oct 2001 18:44:32 -0500 > > > >If you're a bear, you get to hibernate. > > > >You do nothing but sleep for six months. > > > >I could deal with that. > > > >Before you hibernate, > > > >you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. > > > >I could deal with that, too. > > > >If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. > > > >You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. > > > >If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. > > > >I could deal with that. > > > >If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. > > > >He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat. > > > >I wanna be a bear. > > > > > > > |
Thanks for the chuckle Tippy!
jenny :lol: |
Tippy.......I thought you were a B@$)%(&$%) not a Bear haaaaaaaaaaaa...........just jokin big sis.
Love Big Ol Me !! :eek: |
Oh yeah! :) :)
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I had heard in some cultures. . . .
that excess body hair and flab were considered very attractive. Now, who do I see about turning into a bear?
Sherrie:dizzy: |
They're also really smelly but I guess if you're a bear, you don't care. LOL
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