For Fun! Post your Epigrams Here!

  • Some days are diamonds and some days are stones.
  • STOLEN FROM POOKY'S SIGNATURE
    Eat your food, not your feelings.
  • "Laugh and the world laughs with you; snore and you sleep alone."
  • There are three stages of man: he believes in Santa Claus; he does not believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus."


    "There are three stages of a woman: she believes in the tooth fairy; she does not believe in the tooth fairy; she is the tooth fairy."
  • Good things come to those who wait.

    Leens
  • WAIT.......got another one.


    A true failure is someone who NEVER tries !

    Leens
  • Nothing exceeds like excess
  • Time is not measured
    By the years that you live,
    But by the deeds that you do
    And the joy that you give.

  • Thanks for stealing it Ruth!

    Here's another one: If life is a cookie then friends are the chocolate chips.
  • You win and loose by the way you choose!

    Jenniwookie
  • Life is like a box of chocolates.............

    HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa JUST JOKIN....Couldn't resist......


    Leens
    Just feeling silly today.
  • A real friend is one who believes in you when you have ceased to believe in yourself.

    &

    Some people complain because God put thorns on roses, while other praise Him for putting roses among thorns.
  • If life gives you lemons...stuff them down your blouse to make your boobs look bigger!
  • You will look better and feel better by far............
    IF the only spare tire you have is on your car!

    WW CIN
  • To err is human but to really mess things up you need a computer.