What would Keith Richards do
if he was here right now?
He'd make a plan
And follow through
That's what Keith Richards'd do.
When Keith Richards was at Altamont
Playing for the crowd
He smoked three packs, licked a tab
Shot up one or two dime bags.
When Keith Richards heard that Brian Jones
was floating in the pool
he smoked a spliff, said, "It's okay.
One day I'll get all my blood replaced."
So what would Keith Richards do
If he were here today
I'm sure he'd say food's optional
(unlike other substances)
That's what Keith Richards'd do.
And what would Keith Richards do?
He'd call all the 3FCers around
And tell them food is overrated
As a form of recreation
That's what Keith Richards'd do.
Ummm ... no thanks ... personally, I'd get my nutritional and health advice elsewhere.