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Old 06-30-2006, 11:47 AM   #1  
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Default Girls' Night Out - CUCKOO!!

CUCKOO

Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married!

The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I
told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!"

Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy.

Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home Just as I got in the
door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.

I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted
solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed..3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos
(MIDNITE!)

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told
him "Midnight". He didn't seem mad at all. Whew! Got away with that one!

Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."

When I asked him why?, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "Oh. sh#t!", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted."
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Old 06-30-2006, 12:01 PM   #2  
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I am laughing my A** off right now. That was so funny.

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Old 06-30-2006, 08:31 PM   #3  
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Old 07-01-2006, 04:33 PM   #4  
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Old 07-01-2006, 04:45 PM   #5  
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I so needed that good laugh. Thanks. ROFL
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Old 07-01-2006, 05:21 PM   #6  
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That was great!! I needed that !! Thanks!
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Old 07-11-2006, 04:10 AM   #7  
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new to this forum - i think that made my night!
Thanks!
(hilarious!)
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Old 07-11-2006, 03:48 PM   #8  
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Too funny!
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Love it!
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I swear I peed myself reading that!!! I even woke up my guy to tell him and hardly made it through I was laughing so hard!! LOL!!
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Old 08-29-2006, 08:08 PM   #11  
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This made my night. Told my hubby also. I too have just stumbled onto you guys. Great laugh!
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