Why I left my boyfriend

  • 1. He made rude armpit noises
    2. He never took me out on a date
    3. He couldn't keep a job
    4. He didn't have a car
    5. He hated my cat
    6. He hated my parents
    7. He forgot to call
    8. He ate like a pig
    9. He spent my money
    10. He drank too much
    11. He forgot my birthday
    12. He flirted with my sister
    But the main Reason I left him is: He told me I was FAT

    I saw something similar to this on a T-shirt and thought it was ironic. We'll take a lot of crap off men, but saying We are fat and buddy that's it, we're gone.