Why I left my boyfriend
 

1. He made rude armpit noises
2. He never took me out on a date
3. He couldn't keep a job
4. He didn't have a car
5. He hated my cat
6. He hated my parents
7. He forgot to call
8. He ate like a pig
9. He spent my money
10. He drank too much
11. He forgot my birthday
12. He flirted with my sister
But the main Reason I left him is: He told me I was FAT

I saw something similar to this on a T-shirt and thought it was ironic. We'll take a lot of crap off men, but saying We are fat and buddy that's it, we're gone.