On Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair; drinking beer
and watching my wife mow the lawn.
The neighbor lady from across the street was so outraged that she came
over and shouted at me, "You should be hung!"
I took a drink from my can of Coors Light, wiped the cold foam from my
lips, lifted my darkened Ray Ban sunglasses and stared directly into the
eyes of this nosy *** neighbor and then calmly replied, "I am. That's why
she cuts the grass."
But seriously, this guy that lives down the block from me does that. His wife will be doing yardwork, and he'll be in a lawn chair in the shade drinking beer, his nasty torso exposed, yelling instructions to her. Grrrr!
Another from DH ...HE WISHES LOL
good one!
