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Old 06-26-2006, 07:11 PM   #1  
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Wink I don't know why I found this funny...
I don't know why I found this funny, I seem to be getting closer to it every day...

One day there was a 97 year old woman, who wanted to commit suicide but unfortunately she did not know where her heart was.
So the old woman calls up her doctor and asked,''Where's my heart located?''
''On a woman, it's usually located under her left breast,'' the doctor replied.
The next day the woman was taken to the hospital and diagnosed with a gun shot wound to the knee.
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Old 06-27-2006, 05:43 AM   #2  
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OMG!!! That's so bad it's funny!
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Old 06-27-2006, 02:54 PM   #3  
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Bwaaahjhaahahah
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Old 06-27-2006, 06:33 PM   #4  
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Old 06-27-2006, 10:55 PM   #5  
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Oh My!!!!I am on the floor.
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Old 06-28-2006, 02:14 PM   #6  
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Funny. Unfortunately for me, I'd blow my armpit out. LOL
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