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Old 11-03-2005, 06:06 PM   #1  
2 wheels is plenty :D
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Default Daddy's Gonna Eat Your Fingers

This one is for all of you who:
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As I was packing for my business trip, my 3-year old
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At one point, she said... "Daddy look at this," and stuck out two of her fingers. Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her tiny fingers in my mouth and said, "Daddy"s gonna eat your fingers!" pretending to eat them before I rushed out of the room again. When I returned, my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face. I said, "What's wrong, honey?"
She replied, "What happened to my booger?"
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Old 11-03-2005, 06:10 PM   #2  
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Old 11-03-2005, 06:21 PM   #3  
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Har har har! EWWWW
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watch those fingers
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I can see my 3 1/2 DD do that.
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Thanks - that made my night!!!

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Old 11-04-2005, 12:01 AM   #7  
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Now that would be tricky to enter into my Fitday!
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penpal.. On that note.. I almost ate a dead fly that was in my hot chocolate... I wonder if fitday has an entry for "fly, dead NFS" Oh yeah, does anyone know what NFS actually means??
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Non-fat skim? I supposed the protein would provide flavor...Yick
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Ta, but I don't think that's what it means, they have it for potatoes and all sorts, I think it's some portion thing Something like No F..... Specified I dunno what the F would be
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2Frustrated - I can see where you're going with the NFS - maybe it's No F...... (something) Sugar! I bet there's a lot of protein in flies. I wonder if they have Fitday in those countries where they eat a lot of bugs like Vietnam, Korea, etc.? They probably don't need Fitday though as they usually aren't overweight. Maybe there's something to that "bug" diet
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mandy71480
NFS = not further specified. It's a USDA abbreviation. When the USDA created their recipe database from the USDA Continuing Survey of Food Intakes by Individuals (CSFII), they came up with the NFS code when the sample persons (SP) were unable to provide further details about a food. For example, the "Milk, NFS" code was used when SP's did not give the fat content of the milk they drank. The recipe for "Milk, NFS" then was made a composite of whole milk, 2% milk, 1% milk and skim milk in proportions that reflected milk production stats. Recipes for other NFS codes were based on composites (as with milk) or they were based on the form of food most frequently consumed in the food group in question. For example, the recipe for "Bread, NFS" was white bread.


Hope this helps!
I saw this in the calorie counters forum a couple days ago. My guess was "Not Freaking Smart"....but this is more logical
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Old 11-04-2005, 01:46 PM   #13  
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