A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a
gorgeous brunette sitting at the next table. He has been checking
her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.
Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out
of its socket towards the man.
He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.
Oh my, I am so sorry, " the woman says as she pops her eye back in place.
L"et me buy your dinner to make it up to you, " she says.
They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards
they go to the theater followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh,
she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens.
After paying for everything, she asks him if he would
like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast.
He did, and they had a wonderful, wonderful time.
The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the
trimmings. The guy is amazed!! Everything had been SO incredible!!! !
"You know, " he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are
you this nice to every guy you meet? "
"No, " she replies. . . . . . "
She says! :
"You just happened to catch my eye."
Non-blond joke
