The next installment of "Survivor"

  • THE NEXT SURVIVOR SERIES

    Six married men will be dropped on an island with
    1 car and 4 kids each, for 6 weeks.

    Each kid plays two sports and either takes music or dance classes.

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    There is no access to fast food.

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    Each man must take care of his 4 kids, keep his assigned house clean,
    correct all homework, complete science projects, cook, do laundry, etc.

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    The men only have access to television when the kids are asleep and
    all chores are done.

    There is only one TV between them and there is NO REMOTE.

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    They must attend weekly PTA meetings;

    Clean up after their sick children at 3:00 a.m.;

    make an Indian hut model with six toothpicks, a tortilla and one marker;

    and get a 4-year-old to eat a serving of peas.

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    The kids vote them off the island, based on performance.

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    The last man wins...

    only if...

    he has enough energy to be intimate with his spouse at a moment's notice.

    *****

    If the last man does win, he can play the game over and over again

    for the next 18-25 years...

    eventually earning the right to be called...

    "Mother."

  • Good one! Now, if that would only happen in real life! LOL