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Old 04-15-2003, 10:19 AM   #1  
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Wink Unusual Funeral

A woman was leaving a 7-11 with her morning coffee
when she noticed a most unusual funeral procession
approaching the nearby cemetery. A long black hearse
was followed by a second long black hearse about 50
feet behind.

Behind the second hearse was a solitary woman walking
a pit bull dog on a leash. Behind her were 200 women
walking single file. The woman couldn't stand the
curiosity. She respectfully approached the woman
walking the dog and said, "I am so sorry for your
loss, and I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but
I've never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is

The woman replied, "Well that first hearse is for my

"What happened to him?" The woman replied, "My dog
attacked and killed him."

She inquired further, "Well, who is in the second

The woman answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying
to help my husband when the dog turned on her." A
poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passes
between the two women.

"Can I borrow the dog?"
"Get in line."
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Old 04-16-2003, 09:38 AM   #2  
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I'm passing this one on to my undertaker pal! ROFLOLPIMP! Thanks a bunch!
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