Her diary vs. His diary

  • Hubby sent this to me:

    HER DIARY:

    Dear Diary:
    Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans
    to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day
    long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but
    he made no comment on it.

    Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested that we go somewhere
    quiet so we could talk. He agreed, but he didn't say much. I asked him
    what was wrong. He said, 'Nothing.' I asked him if it was my fault that
    he was upset. He said he wasn't upset, that it had the nothing to do
    with me, and not to worry about it.

    On the way home, I told him that I loved him. He smiled slightly,
    and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior. I don't know why he
    didn't say, 'I love you, too.' When we got home, I felt as if I had lost
    him completely, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just
    sat there quietly, and watched TV. He continued to seem distant and
    absent.

    Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed. About
    15 minutes later, he came to bed. To my surprise, he responded to my
    caress, and we made love. But I still felt that he was distracted, and
    his thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep - I cried. I don't know
    what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My
    life is a disaster...


    HIS DIARY:


    My boat motor wouldn't start today; but I got laid.

    ~~~~~~~~~~

    foot note:


    And 99% of the woman that read this agree...that this wife was really
    shallow...all about me,me,me ! If she had been a better wife she would
    have been fishing with her loving, devoted husband and then she would have
    known what the problem was...but nooooooo ! !
  • funny stuff
  • hahahaha awesome.
  • Lol. xD
  • Hehehe! So true!