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Old 10-25-2014, 02:25 PM   #31  
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Thanks for the laugh!!!
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Old 06-12-2017, 01:02 PM   #32  
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An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living in a nursing home.

One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed.

Nurse Donna asked him if there was anything wrong,

'Yes, Nurse Donna ,' said Mr. Wallace.

'My Private Part died today, and I am very sad.'

Knowing her patients were a little forgetful and sometimes a little crazy,
she replied, 'Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Wallace. Please accept my condolences.'

The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down the hall with his Private Part hanging out of his pajamas.

He met Nurse Donna. 'Mr. Wallace,' she said,
'You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that.
Please put your Private Part back inside your pajamas.'

'But, Nurse Donna I can't,' replied Mr. Wallace.
'I told you yesterday that my Private Part died.

'Yes,' said Nurse Donna, 'you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?'

(You've gotta love this .)

'Well,' he replied, 'Today is the viewing.'
Thanks for the laugh. Today has been a bit 'fraught' and I needed cheering up
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Old 06-24-2017, 12:06 AM   #33  
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That was quite funny. I will have to share it with my hubby.
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Old 10-31-2017, 01:22 PM   #34  
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Hahaha so funny
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