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08-16-2009, 12:01 AM
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Female Comebacks!
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: DO NOT ENTER!
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
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08-16-2009, 12:05 AM
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Rofl!!!!!!!!!!!!
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08-16-2009, 12:12 AM
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 Copied and inserted into my wallet. 
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08-16-2009, 12:42 AM
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Which round am I at now?
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I needed this!!!!!!
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08-16-2009, 02:40 AM
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Good! 
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08-18-2009, 03:40 PM
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OMG I have to remember this. Too funny
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08-19-2009, 12:14 AM
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08-19-2009, 12:48 AM
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one day at a time
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08-19-2009, 12:56 AM
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I so had to exude the attitude of some of these today.
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08-21-2009, 11:31 PM
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08-22-2009, 02:18 AM
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You're welcome!
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09-28-2009, 02:02 AM
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PRINCESS WITH A PLAN
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Lol Thanks I Needed To A Good Laugh
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09-28-2009, 06:41 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by SunshineCA
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
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Ahh..that one was my favorite =)
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09-28-2009, 05:14 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by cheerios
Ahh..that one was my favorite =)
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Believe it or not, it's been used many times.
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09-28-2009, 05:15 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by TIARA
Lol Thanks I Needed To A Good Laugh
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You're welcome Tiara.
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