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SunshineCA

08-16-2009 12:01 AM

Female Comebacks!

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: DO NOT ENTER!

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

harrismm

08-16-2009 12:05 AM

Rofl!!!!!!!!!!!!

SunshineCA

08-16-2009 12:12 AM

:lol: Copied and inserted into my wallet. ;)

souvenirdarling

08-16-2009 12:42 AM

I needed this!!!!!!

SunshineCA

08-16-2009 02:40 AM

Good! :)

TracyB73

08-18-2009 03:40 PM

OMG I have to remember this. Too funny

SunshineCA

08-19-2009 12:14 AM

;)

MsDiana 08

08-19-2009 12:48 AM

:lol:

SunshineCA

08-19-2009 12:56 AM

I so had to exude the attitude of some of these today. :lol:

NightengaleShane

08-21-2009 11:31 PM

:rofl: :lol: :rofl: Oh, these are EXCELLENT, thanks for sharing! :D

SunshineCA

08-22-2009 02:18 AM

:lol: You're welcome! ;)

TIARA

09-28-2009 02:02 AM

Lol Thanks I Needed To A Good Laugh

cheerios

09-28-2009 06:41 AM

Originally Posted by SunshineCA:

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Ahh..that one was my favorite =)

SunshineCA

09-28-2009 05:14 PM

Originally Posted by cheerios:
Ahh..that one was my favorite =)

:lol: Believe it or not, it's been used many times. :lol:

SunshineCA

09-28-2009 05:15 PM

Originally Posted by TIARA:
Lol Thanks I Needed To A Good Laugh

You're welcome Tiara. ;)

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