If you break a cookie into smaller pieces all of the calories escape before you eat it - my manager told me so!

If you go on vacation and eat your way through it, you actually end up loosing weight because the food there has less calories than the same food at home!

I learned in a seminar that any food snacked on during studying is instantly metabolized because your brain is working so hard!

If you tell your body not to gain weight as you eat, it won't. c:

Hahahahaha

I read in the Journal of Medicine that chocolate M&M's kick start metabolism and in a double blind study those who consumed the most M&M's lost about 50 pounds in 3 months.
The AMA now recommends Chocolate M&M's as part of a healthy diet!

Hey, I heard on this very site that some foods not only don't have any calories (meaning 0; zippo), but some even have -negative calories. Here's the theory: foods of low calories with lots of fiber and water take so much energy to eat, they end up - calories ... :lol:

Which ones? Mostly crunchy raw veggies like celery, carrots, broccoli, cauliflower, cukes, and other salad stuff. Not only that, but if you eat them with other foods (even starchy ones), they will wipe out the calories you ate. :D


PLus, I heard the same thing about FIBER ... ;)

I read in Women's Health that eating all things chocolate greatly reduce the appearance of stretch marks. That is JUST what the doctor ordered! Chocolate for everyone!

I cannot stop laughing lol!

Noodles with holes in the middle (anything in a tube, like macaroni, or rigatoni) are actually little black holes, so all the calories from sauces and pastas get sucked into there and not absorbed. Likewise, once the noodles are in your body, they will suck all your fat away as well.

Vive la macaroni and cheese! :devil:

Did you know, you burn over 2,000 calories by playing video games? The continuous thumb moments isolate and trigger a rapid burning point in your cardiovascular system. Nothing but fat is eliminated for the 8 hours you spend trying to kill the zombies. No joke, read that on the internet, and we all know... if it's on the internet it HAS to be true.

My trainer told me that soda neutralizes the calories in cheesecake.

Oprah said fries and buffalo wings on the weekends actually have negative calories.

Pizza is a vegetable and ice cream is calcium.

My grandmother told me that if you stand while you eat, you are burning the calories while you consume them, so no weight gain at all!

And she was a twig!

Loving the White Russian idea.... :devil: