Getting a full body massage on a daily basis will tone your muscles and shrink your fat.

Why can't this one be true?!?

Quantum theory suggests that if one does not observe their food whilst eating it, there is a 50% chance that the calories do not exist.

I'm getting my blindfold. :D

hahahahhahahah!!!!! Great one!:carrot::carrot:

I'm dying laughing right now!

I heard on tv one time that if you indulge, soon you'll see no more bulge =]

-if you eat off someone else's plate the calories don't count as they are intended for someone else
-If you break a candy bar in half all the calories fall out
-Stick your food up on top of the fridge, calories are afraid of heights and will jump off to save themselves.

side bar- I'm a waitress, and whenever people are debating over whether or not to get dessert, I always chime in with we don't serve anything with fat or calories here

I tried this and it didn't work. :?: That I saw I missed the part where you have to have a chocolate snack with every episode to melt the pounds away. I'll let you know how it goes. :dizzy:

On vacation, there are no calories or fat grams!

I just read in a diet magazine that if you eat with your eyes closed then the calories don't count.

Apparently studies were wrong, lettuce makes you fat. That's why we're all having issues losing weight

Dark foods (e.g. chocolate, steak) absorb energy as they pass through your system and provide a net calorie deficit!

Lol, these are great. I'd just like to say with all this awesome health info yall are providing I just realized my scale lies! As it turns out, with all this info, I'm UNDER weight! Oh my!

What if you could go to bed fat and wake up thin ? I'd sign up for that one.

Yesterday night suddenly my butts and cheeks interchanghed places. Now, i look so very beautiful. Fox news channel is coming to my place to take my interview. I will tell whole world how i manage to do that. So, do not miss the interview.

I heard on Tyra that if the package has no nutrition information then is has no calories (I will be living at the corner bakery!!!!!)