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Old 02-06-2009, 01:15 PM   #1  
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Default another ha ha!! LOL

A man and a woman who had never met before,
but who were both married to other people,
found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room,
they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM , the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,........ 'Ma'am,

I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket?
I'm awfully cold.'
'I have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for tonight,...... let's pretend that we're married.'

'Wow!...................... That's a great idea!', he exclaimed.

'Good,' she replied. ............'Get your own damn blanket.'
After a moment of silence, .....................he farted.

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Old 02-07-2009, 06:42 PM   #2  
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Very funny! So true.
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Old 02-07-2009, 08:36 PM   #3  
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That was bad - but I loved it......

Talk about a dose of reality!!!
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Old 03-12-2009, 10:55 PM   #6  
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Too true!!
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Old 05-17-2009, 04:54 PM   #7  
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Old 06-24-2009, 07:29 PM   #8  
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OMG....that is hilarious.
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Old 08-16-2010, 03:15 PM   #10  
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I almost spit out my water I was drinking at my screen! Excellent!

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