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Old 04-18-2002, 12:03 AM   #1  
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Default OK, I am a blonde but I thought this was funny!

A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a barstool and orders a drink.

After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey,
you wannahear a blonde joke?

The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet.

In a very deep, husky voice the woman next to him says,
Before you tell that joke, you should know something.
1) The bartender is blonde.
2) The bouncer is blonde.
3) I'm a 6 feet tall, 200 lb. blonde with a black belt in karate.
4) The woman sitting next to me is blonde, she is a weightlifter,
(5) The lady to your right is a blonde and a pro wrestler.
Think about it seriously, Mister. You still wanna tell that joke?

The blind guy says, "Nah, ... not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times...
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Old 04-18-2002, 11:14 AM   #2  
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I love it - thanks for the chuckle.
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