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Old 07-23-2008, 12:28 PM   #1  
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A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in two places.

Up to that moment, he had been happily listening to his Walkman.
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Old 07-23-2008, 12:54 PM   #2  
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omg! that made me laugh
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Old 07-23-2008, 08:46 PM   #3  
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Funny!!!
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Old 07-24-2008, 09:36 PM   #4  
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lmao!!
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Old 07-29-2008, 01:01 PM   #5  
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Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in two places.
Or so she claims... (Can you imagine trying to explain that to your dh? And the paramedics? And the hospital?)
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Old 07-29-2008, 11:57 PM   #6  
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Bwhahaha...I never thought of it quite like that.

And what are the chances that plank was "handy"?

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Old 07-31-2008, 01:42 PM   #7  
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Hmm suspiciouser 'n' suspiciouser....
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