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Old 03-01-2008, 10:53 AM   #1  
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I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly
dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked me for a couple of dollars
for 'dinner.'

I took out my wallet, got out ten dollars and asked, 'If I give you
this money, will you buy wine with it instead of dinner?'

'No, I had to stop drinking years ago', the homeless woman told me.

'Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?' I asked.

'No, I don't waste time shopping,' the homeless woman said. 'I need
to spend my money trying to stay alive.'

'Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?' I asked.

'Are you NUTS!' replied the homeless woman. 'I haven't had my hair
done in 20 years!'

'Well,' I said, 'I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm
going to take you out for dinner with my husband and me tonight.'

The homeless woman was shocked. 'Won't your husband be furious with
you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty
disgusting.

I said, 'That's okay. It's important for him to see what a woman
looks like after she has given up shopping, hair appointments, and wine.'

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Old 03-01-2008, 11:20 AM   #2  
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Even my husband laughed at this one.
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Old 03-01-2008, 12:17 PM   #3  
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Ha ha ha! I like that!
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very funny
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Old 03-19-2008, 08:06 PM   #6  
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I have copied that to send to two close pals, who both love their wine!
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Old 03-20-2008, 12:09 PM   #8  
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hahha.. thats a good onee..
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Old 03-27-2008, 11:42 PM   #10  
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Kinda twisted...but very funny!
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