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Old 02-12-2008, 08:50 PM   #1  
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A Buddhist approaches a hotdog vendor and says: "Make me one with everything."

He gives the vendor a $20 bill and waits.

Finally he says: "Where's my change?"

Says the vendor: "All change must come from within."
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