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Old 08-10-2007, 11:22 AM   #1  
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Larry was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds" - "AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!"

The next morning Larry got up early and left for work.

When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift -wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Larry has been missing since Friday.
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Old 08-10-2007, 12:11 PM   #2  
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Old 08-10-2007, 12:13 PM   #3  
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That was great!
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Old 08-10-2007, 12:30 PM   #4  
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Tee hee hee hee hee.
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Old 08-10-2007, 01:28 PM   #5  
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Larry is not a smart man.
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Old 08-12-2007, 12:43 AM   #6  
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Old 08-12-2007, 12:50 AM   #7  
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Lol, that is great. Larry is probably buried in the ground beneath that scale.
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Old 08-12-2007, 03:49 AM   #8  
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tee heee hee.. oh boy I find this funny but not at my birthday or any special occasions since I have a hubby like that! I have to TELL him (he asks me to tell him) what I want where to get it how much it costs and etc otherwise I don't get nothing.. Strange how he wasn't that way when we were dating..
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Old 08-16-2007, 11:43 AM   #9  
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