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Old 07-16-2007, 06:36 PM   #1  
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A couple had only been married for two weeks when the husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies. So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back."


Where are you going, Coochy Coo?" asked the wife. "I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face. I'm going to have a beer."


The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?"? She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12 different countries:? Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc.


The husband didn't know what to do. The only thing that he could think of saying was, "Yes, Lollipop... but at the bar.. you know... they have frozen glasses... "?


He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying,& nbsp; "You want a frozen glass, Puppy Face?" She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.


The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, Tootsie Roll, but at the bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't be long. I'll be right back. I promise. OK?"


"You want hors d'oeuvres, Poochie Pooh?"? She opened the oven and took out 4 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, and pork strips.


"But my sweet honey... at the bar.... you know there's swearing, dirty words and all that..."


"You want dirty words, Cutie Pie?? LISTEN UP CHICKEN SH*T! SIT YOUR A*S DOWN, SHUT THE **** UP, DRINK YOUR BEER IN YOUR FROZEN MUG AND EAT OUR HORS D'OEUVRES BECAUSE YOUR MARRIED A*S ISN'T GOING TO A DAMNED BAR!

THAT SH*T IS OVER, GOT IT, JACK A*S?"


And they lived happily ever after. Isn't that a sweet story?
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Old 07-16-2007, 09:08 PM   #2  
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Lol!
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Old 07-17-2007, 09:55 AM   #3  
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That is the FUNNIEST thing that I've read in a long time!!! I didn't know that you were at my house this past weekend!!!!
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Old 07-17-2007, 10:15 AM   #4  
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Omg I Love That!!!!!
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Old 07-22-2007, 11:03 PM   #5  
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ROFL, I had to show this one to my 21 yr. old son so he'll know what married life is like. LOL
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Old 07-30-2007, 12:18 AM   #6  
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hahahah Great one!!!
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haha.. yep... things change when you get married
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Old 08-12-2007, 10:22 PM   #8  
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Now that is funny!!!! I just sent that to my hubby!
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Old 08-16-2007, 05:33 AM   #9  
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And they lived happily ever after. Isn't that a sweet story?
Best ending line of a joke. Ever.
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Old 08-16-2007, 11:34 AM   #10  
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