Sick leave...blondes beware!

  • I urgently needed a few days off work, but, I knew the boss would
    not allow me to take leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "crazy",
    then he would tell me to take a few days off...so, I hung upside
    down on the ceiling and made funny noises.

    My (blonde) co-worker asked me what I was doing.
    I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb, so that the
    boss might think I was "crazy" and give me a few days off.

    A few minutes later the boss came into the office and asked,
    "What in the name of goodness are you doing?"
    I told him I was a light bulb.
    He said, "You are clearly stressed out...go home and
    recuperate for a couple of days." I jumped down and walked
    out of the office, when my co-worker (the blonde) followed me.

    The boss asked her,"And where do you think you're going?!"

    {you're gonna love this...}

    She said, "I'm going home too ~ I can't work in the dark.!"
  • lol
  • I dunno....seems pretty smart of her to me
  • lol