So, Joni, every word you said rings true for my kids except for:
"All flat surfaces, clothing, furniture, and cars would be free of hair."
Which would work if you replaced the word hair with stickiness and/or food.
And my furkid is included in this......except I only have 1 furkid, ....cuz that's all I can handle
Funny how we are all made of different stuff, isn't it?
You are the author aren't you? It seems like you......and I love it. How is old Charlie Boy anyway? You haven't mentioned him in a while
XOXO