1) Certain folks in this trailer park would suddenly decide to be very fond of peace & quiet and nevermore blare their stereos. And their dogs would stop barking nonstop.
2) My husband would get a job.
3) ALL politicians would suddenly decide to act in the best interests of their constituents. Their first order of business: a complete overhaul of the tax system (I'm all for the
FairTax, but I'm not sure even God could get that done).
4) I'll settle for peace in Iraq. But not just peace, but (in my best Episcopal way): peace and
justice. After all, under Saddam there was peace, but justice was sorely lacking.