Ok Ya'll. Let's take a break and laugh a little. Make up some poem and make it as funny as you can. It can be as long or as short as you want.

This is gonna be interesting. LOL

Sugar and spice and everything nice
but all is not nice.
If everything was nice
then we'd all be having cake and ice cream right now.

LOL. If you don't get it that's ok. I don't either and I'm the one that made it up. LOL. maybe it could mean that if life was nice to us then we'd all be thin and be able to eat whatever we wanted.

I didnt make these up but I think they are cute.

I love you, I love you,
if I had a lollipop I'd give you the stick

I love you, I love you,
if I had a sandwich, I'd give you the crust

and on and on with giving the other what you don't want anyway. LOL

LOL. Cute!

I love poems! Here's a limerick:

I love coming onto this forum
For encouragement and strong decorum
‘Chicks’ help me combat
The power of fat.
To be honest, I really adore ‘em.

Food Haiku

Terrible work day
Telephones constantly ringing
Corn chips sooth stressed mind

Cat clawing sofa
Children fighting in hallway
Dreams of cheese pizza

Hot fudge covers ice cream
with a gently flowing stream
of warmth, love, and joy

Expanding waistband
after week-long dessert binge
Cannot see my toes

Yet another limerick:

I exceeded my limit at lunch
And I have an unfortunate hunch
That I’ll do worse at dinner;
I’ll never be thinner
Until I beat my urge to munch.

Cheese and chocolate
two things I absolutely adore
Cheese and chocolate
These two foods I must ignore
Why must I do this?
Because I always want more!
And buying more cheese and chocolate
will leave me poor.

My morning coffee
wakes me up
It's an electric shock
poured in my cup
It gets me wide awake
so I could do what I have to do,
I love my morning coffee
and it loves me, too.

I see we have some poets on here. lol.